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 SITE UPDATE 15/5/07
60th Anniversary PTHC/COPS Celebrations 2nd June 2007 - Anyone interested in playing for a Club XI v Old Boys XI - please contact Peter Loader ASAP 07939 256 944.
Glinton Run 2007 - NEW 2ND & 3RD BEST EVER TIMES SET!
8/5 - Gaz & Neaput 26:00
15/5 - Neaput 23:37, PP 23:44 (9:19 / 18:43)
The New Long Run
(6.6 miles. Werrington> Marholm> Level Crossing> Etton> Glinton> Foxcovert)
Meet at 59 Abbotts Grove 5:30 Tuesdays if you're up to the job.
- 3rd April: Gaz, PP, Peanut 49:58, Pinner 51:35
- 27th March - Longer Run 7.7 miles (add Etton) - PP, Pinner, Peanut 1:08:43
- 20th March: PP, Peanut 49:25. Pinner only 50:00! (Bridge 10:00, Crossing 29:22)
- 13th March: Neaput, Piner 51:49. PP & Brits 58.47
- 6th March: PP, Neaput, Pinner 59.00
- Aussie Dave reveals his true Kiwi roots in weak down in one attempt in front of drooling Hooters girls!
- Miles leg now bright yellow, but wii arrives to save the day!
- Brenners gash
- Rumours of hockey developments rife in the comments section
- Ladbrokes taking bets on new COPMHC Chairman. Latest betting: Mystery candidate 6/4, Any Colcot 5/2, Rand 3/1, Any Lake 4/1, Gar-eth 6/1, Bob Slack 10/1, Brits 16/1, Tina Hings 33/1, Peter Hings 40/1, Jacob Hings 50/1, Briese Block Head 150/1, Brenners... Gash!
- Stourport revenge complete. Youngest ever defence stars! 6th place confirmed.
- Fromby get a 70th minute equaliser to deny COPS 5th place
- Rumours that Duncan Woods or Dawson will be next player coach
- Fines money all gone in mass lick up frenzie
- New run 7.7 miles - PP, Pinner, Peanut 1:08:43. Lakey & Brenners busy at KFC.
- 2nds Promoted with fantastic run of 5 wins in a row - unlucky Cambs Uni & Nomads
- 3rds stay in correct league, nice planning ;-)
- Kiwi Dave leads 6th team to glory & promotion
- AGM 17th April - rock up losers!
- Brenners Gash, so he can't play in final games of season, or go running
- Miles employs Coleman to hoover his room!!!
- Cider man's voice restored only after KFC Monday
- Unlucky Crostyx robbed by Bourne in stroke frenzie fiasco!
- Town ladies stun Bourne ladies in comeback of the season to win 4-3 after going 3-0 down to keep alive survival hopes.
- Bourne men to play in pink skirts next season!
- Pinner fails in bid to break 50 min barrier for 6.6 miles!
- Miles has op today - using PP's old crutches. Plans to set a new Lick Up world record!
- Brenners Gash! He was in hospital too.
- Massive final game for 2nds against Cambs Uni 2's
- COPS brilliant against Nottingham SU dirty bastards. Near death incident for entire squad due to Grandad Drake taking everyone to the Man O' Trent! Sensible ones go to hooters, except Grimmy who raced back to Peterborough to visit his local. HG's.
- SUPER HEROES to frequent the club this sunday! In to town after. Carnage expected.
- Late change of circumstances for Miles may force the introduction of "Tripod Man"
Gangsta Photos Uploaded
2nd half COPS downfall again
2nd Team in 2nd spot after bench boys slot! Nomads offer good luck for Sunday.. UNLUCKY!
Slur over 1st team match preparations, PlastaB denies sleeping in his car.. Kennedy bombshell reveals this to be not true. "He was in Angels with me!"
Terrett in Vodka frenzie at PP's. Chauffeur reveals "he talked bollox & remembered nothing."
Formby Home Sunday 11th March - Fines Dress is "GANGSTA RAP". You will need a Gangsta name for this, go to THIS GANSTA NAME GENERATOR SITE to get your name! Finemaster "Cold G" will be severe with anyone not displaying enough enthusiasm!
- Swanny situation now dire! Is there no end to his ego or idleness?
- Kali out - Rachels thighs too much for his groin
- Carlos out - car fell on him!
- Sooty out - doing his hair!!
- Sanjay out - of the closet, yes he's gay!!! Anyone for HG's, other than Grimmy?
- Grimmy has instructed his family solicitor that in the event of his death he is to be buried in a "Y" shaped coffin ;-)
- Another New Run for anyone who wants to join in, 6.5 miles, really easy pace 59 mins. Lakey & Brenners busy.
- The truth behind Mick Dakin the so called simple barman REVEALED - click here!
In October 1999, Britain’s High Court ruled the Seventh Earl of Lucan officially dead even though his body had not been found. Lord Lucan’s estate, valued at less than £15,000 was released to executors. Lady Lucan told The Times that she hoped that would, “put an end to it.” Although the death was made official, the Seventh Earl of Lucan’s son George Bingham was unable to become a member of the House of Lords because there was no “definitive proof” that his father was dead, and Scotland Yard still suspected that he was masquerading as a workshy barman with a dubious past always cashing up too soon of a Thursday eve and catching petty criminals thieving pork scratchings!
- Robbed again at ET sports awards 2007 - however PTHC well represented by Glover, Williams, Sullivan & Sutterby ;-)
- Featherstone retires - Sanjay doing a grand job
- If your name is Gaz you score 5
- 3rd Team march on, victory after victory - Div1 on horizon.. followed by anschluss with Austria, annexing the Sudetenland, and the invasion of Poland!
- Chavs run riot in PTSC bar - hockey kit colours to change to Burberry. Mr Lambert not looking bovered!
"A New Run"
A new run has been invented for the dark winter nights, devised by Pinner, PP (prebroken ankle) and Gaz.
Route = Start PP's, down red bus route to Fulbridge road, cross road at lights onto path, follow hairpin right turn over water, take 2nd path left, past playing field, cross over road onto Elter Walk, straight on till Gunthorpe Rd. Turn right, continue to Fulbridge rd. Turn Right. Left at lights into Village high st. Cross road at post office, head to Foxcovert. All way up foxcovert, under redbridge, branch right to Abbotts Grove, finish outside PP's.
27th Feb. PP 28.20 (14.28, 19.47)
Pinner 31.00
20th Feb. PP 27.57. NeaPut 28.28. Pinner 29.42. Miles 34.56 (14.00 / 19.30)
13th Feb. PP 28.31, Pinner 29.16 (BAR) (14.15 GRd, 20.00 Aster)
6th Feb PP=29.09, Pinner=29.34
16th Jan 2007 - Pinner & PP = 33.24
17th Oct - Pinner, PP, Gaz = 31.07
BAR= Bitches Affetced Result
BRING IT ON FATTIES!
SUMMER RUN
(3.70 miles exact/ 5955 m, Werrington to Glinton circut)
Meet Mondays (Tuesdays if Sunday game) 6.30pm at 59 Abbotts Grove. All welcome! If you can't keep up... better check the map before we go! GMT will bring a new course in late Oct.
|
Athlete |
Performance |
Rating |
| Gaz |
22:53 (30 Aug) (9:15/18:08)
To try this at you gym you will need to run at a speed of 15.72 kmh / 9.70 mph. That is 6min 11sec mile pace. |
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| Gaz |
22:55 (28 Aug) (8:50/18:10) |
| Gaz |
23:30 (26 Sept) (9:22/18:40) |
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| PP |
23:52 (30 Aug) (9:20/19:10) |
| Gaz |
23:58 (10 Oct) (9:30/19:03) |
| PP |
24:02 (26 Sept) (9:22/18:46) |
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|
Gaz |
24:04 (7 Aug) (9:15/18:57) |
| Gaz |
24:04 GA (23 Aug) (9:40/19:25) |
|
PP |
24:16 (7 Aug) |
| PP |
24:19 (10 Oct) (9:30/19:03) |
| PP |
24:20 GA (28 Aug) (9:30/19:10) |
| SGPM3 |
24:22 GA (28 Aug) |
| PP |
24:27 GA (3 Oct) (9:32/19:20) |
| PP |
24:30 GA (23 Aug) (9:40/19:25) |
| PP |
24:52 GA (20 Sept) (9:53/19:42) |
|
PP |
24:58 (15 Aug) (9:50/19:45) |
|
PP |
25:15 (21 Aug) (9:47/19:45) |
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Gaz & PP |
25:15 (1 Aug) |
| Pinner |
25:20 (26 Sept) (9.14/19.50) |
| Carlos TB |
25:30 (28 Aug) |
| SGPM3 |
25:37 GA (23 Aug) (9:47/20:20) |
| Pinner |
25:44 (28 Aug) (9:50/20:05) |
| SGPM3 |
25:55 (20 Sept) (9:53/20:35) |
| Jo Lester |
26:00 (28 Aug) |
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| Pinner |
26:11 (20 Sept) (10:00 / 20:39) |
| Pinner |
26:27 (3 Oct Sept) |
|
Pinner |
26:39 (1 Aug) |
| SGPM3 & PP |
26:53 (05 Sept) 10:30 / 21:04 |
|
SGPM3 |
26:56 (21 Aug) |
|
Gaz & PP |
27:14 Hot! (24 July) |
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|
Carlos TB |
27:27 (15 Aug) |
|
Pinner |
30:10 (15 Aug) |
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|
Carlos TB |
30:50 (21 Aug) |
|
Carlos TB |
35:00 (7 Aug) |
| Brenners |
No Score (Ever) |
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| Drakey |
No Score (Ever) |
| Dawson |
No Score (Ever) |
| Lakey |
Pizza the Hut! |
| (Splits taken at Post Office & Rail Gate) |
SELECTED OTHERS:
Dawson = Busy doing his back!
Faux = providing drinks outside her house
Brits = unoficial unratified time 30:10
Drakey = hasn't needed to run since 2002
Brenners = SITP
OLD RATINGS:
Sub 27 Mins. = Hockey Athlete (Pace= 7min 18 secs per mile)
Sub 26 Mins. = Elite (Pace= 7min 02 secs per mile)
Sub 25 Mins. = All Birds form an orderly queue (Pace= 6min 46 secs per mile)
Sub 24 Mins. = Neo (Pace= 6min 29 secs per mile)
Sub 23 Mins. = Jedi Master (Pace= 6min 13 secs per mile)
For new Star Wars ratings see table above.
NOTES:
TB = The Bastard
PP = Pee Pee
SGPM3 = Simon Gordon Pengelli Miles the Third
GA = Gyppo Affected Performance
SITP = Shot in the Paddock
ROUTE:
Abbotts Grove, Holgate, Foxcovert, Glinton High Street, Flyover, Old A15, Davids Lane, Abbotts Grove.
"SPECIAL" CERTIFICATE AWARD
Adam Drake - the only player in the hisory of the National League to have qualified 3 times. The first was in 1988 when he was still a Grandad.
Congratulations to all 1st Caps in the National League
- Alex "Where's my waterbased pitch" Boxall
- Brendan "Where's my full body massage" Sullivan
- Andy "Where's my cigarettes" Grimwood
- Greg "Where's my sister & where's Loader" Hopkinson
- Sanjat "Where's the end of my stick" Dahnani
- Andy "Where's Loaders straight stick, mine's illegal" Williams
- Alex "Where's the sense in mixed hockey" Glover.
1st National League Hatrick - Alex Boxall!!  Bring on the birds!
This merry band joins Neil "Where's more sausages for me to stuff my face with" Lake in the "have played national league hockey" groovy gang.
Dawson has yet to join this gang.
He wears sunglasses. Need I say more.
Web links:
PROMOTED TO DIV 1
Havant, Brooklands MU, Bournville
RELEGATED TO REGION
Cambridge Uni
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SOUTH STAY SAME
Oxted
Indian Gymkhana
Whitchurch
Barford Tigers
Ipswich
Birmingham Uni
Oxford Hawks
Plymouth Marjon
PROMOTED FROM REGION
Bromley & Beckenham, Exeter Uni
RELEGATED FROM DIV 1
St Albans, Firebrands, Old Georgians
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NORTH STAY SAME
Doncaster
Leek
Stourport
Sheffield Hallam
Harrogate
Formby
Nottingham
Lichfield
PROMOTED FROM REGION
Sikh Union [Nottingham], Sheffield University Bankers , Peterborough
+ + + PTHC Promoted to EHL for the 3rd Time + + +
+++ Winners of East Prem A for the 3rd Time in 9 years +++
How to win a League...
| Top 4 Against Everyone Else |
Pl |
W |
D |
L |
Pts |
% |
| Peterborough Town 1 |
16 |
15 |
1 |
0 |
46 |
95.8 |
| Harleston Magpies 1 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
42 |
87.5 |
| Cambridge City 1 |
16 |
13 |
2 |
1 |
41 |
85.4 |
| Bedford Town 1 |
16 |
10 |
2 |
4 |
32 |
66.7 | ...don't drop points against the lower teams!
| Top 4 Against Each Other |
Pl |
W |
D |
L |
G F |
G A |
G D |
Pts |
| Bedford Town 1 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
16 |
+4 |
12 |
| Harleston Magpies 1 |
6 |
3 |
1 |
2 |
12 |
11 |
+1 |
10 |
| Peterborough Town 1 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
7 |
| Cambridge City 1 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
4 |
14 |
19 |
-5 |
6 |
From the ET archive...
HOCKEY: Town Men face an anxious wait for titleRECORD-BREAKING Peterborough Town face an anxious fortnight before discovering whether or not they will claim the East Premier A Division title.P'BORO TOWN 18, CROSTYX 0This one-sided rout by a club record margin of victory kept Town at the top of the table before their final fixture at Havering next weekend. But second-placed Harleston have two matches to play and two wins would see the Norfolk-based outfit pip Town to the title. Harleston won 11-0 at Bourne on Saturday to maintain their own challenge.Town spared no mercy to rock-bottom Crostyx who have now conceded 141 goals in 21 pointless matches. The Londoners, who finished second in the same division last season, didn't help themselves in this match by travelling with just 10 men. They played with just one man up front, but still relied on a top class Australian goalkeeper to keep the score to just 18. Gareth Andrew, Alex Boxall and Babar Abdullah all scored four times with Brendan Sullivan (2), Adam Drake, Mark Featherstone, Pete Loader and Greg Hopkinson also finding the target. Player-manager Drake said: ''I felt quite sorry for them really as they lost virtually an entire side in the close season for a variety of reasons. "They kept going to the end, but it was too one-sided to be enjoyable. I did admire our ruthlessness though."Town believe the 121 goals they have now scored to be a league record. They travel to Havering for their final game next weekend, while Harleston still have to play the teams in third and fourth place, Cambridge City and Bedford. 20 March 2006
| |
Pl |
W |
D |
L |
G F |
G A |
G D |
Pts |
| Peterborough Town 1 |
22 |
17 |
2 |
3 |
125 |
44 |
81 |
53 |
| Harleston Magpies 1 |
22 |
16 |
4 |
2 |
77 |
20 |
57 |
52 |
| Cambridge City 1 |
22 |
15 |
2 |
5 |
77 |
35 |
42 |
47 |
| Bedford Town 1 |
22 |
14 |
2 |
6 |
88 |
45 |
43 |
44 |
| Broxbourne 1 |
22 |
12 |
4 |
6 |
88 |
53 |
35 |
40 |
| Blueharts 1 |
22 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
30 |
| Chelmsford 2 |
22 |
9 |
3 |
10 |
54 |
67 |
-13 |
30 |
| Havering 1 |
22 |
6 |
6 |
10 |
37 |
50 |
-13 |
24 |
| West Herts 1 |
22 |
7 |
2 |
13 |
48 |
77 |
-29 |
23 |
| Bishops Stortford 1 |
22 |
6 |
4 |
12 |
49 |
69 |
-20 |
22 |
| Bourne 1 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
17 |
31 |
95 |
-64 |
13 |
| Crostyx 1 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
22 |
15 |
147 |
-132 |
0 |
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